that's the only way you are goign to score....
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that's the only way you are goign to score....
The closest you can get to scoring at the moment is me on webcam..
at least i don't have to resort to personal care product containers like hair spray cans or deodorant cans!!!!
Just because you enjoy shoving them up your ass, doesn't mean you have to apply them to MY sexual life. I'm doing just fine THANK you very much. Hmph.
i thought i told you to keep that a secret, you don't want me telling everyone the real reason you got ratbag do you?
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You introduced me to beastiality, so you can;t talk.
don't blame me for that, i don't own any animals, (and no it isn't because i used them for my sexual pleasure and then released them)
Yeah, it's because Animal Care Services (ACS) took them away from you, and put them in the a loving (no, not in THAT way DJ) home...
so, i'm laying in the tanning bed last night, i tell the guy before i go in...i want to lay for 12 minutes, he says ok, and i go in and lay down..
i listen to one 50 cent song, then an eminem song, then another 50 cent song...and the bed is still going. another song starts and finishes...most songs last about 3 or 4 minutes and i just listened to 4 of them. hmm....i'm beginning to wonder how long i've been in.
so i lay there a bit longer and they turn off the radio and i hear keys like they are locking up. so i decide to get up and see how much more time i have. i still had 5 minutes left....so i turned off the bed, got dressed and stepped outside...sure enough all the lights were out in the gym, and he was locking stuff up. i asked the guy "Hey, how long did you set my bed for?"
he goes "20 minutes"
i says "20 MINUTES!!!!"
then i proceed to kick his butt and leave him in a bloody mess....wait...that was a different story. needless to say, i laid in the bed for 15 minutes, my buttocks has never seen the light of day before, and it just got the equivalent of a couple hours of scorching sun rays.
it hurts to sit down now....my butt is cherry red, and i hate it....it stings so bad, i just hope it gets better soon.
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Red meat... *giggles*